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"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"
"oh its shadow on ground"
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hidden-and-distraught:

strangeparking:

Okay I’m going to be honest with you guys, this my fiancee, Nicole. Me and Nicole run this blog together. She is pregnant with my little boy/girl. I think she looks absolutely stunning in this picture. But despite her trying her best to accept compliments and pretend she believes it the truth is she really doesn’t. She tried to commit suicide about a month ago and she has done such a great job recovering and I am so proud of her. She gets visibly upset when people post selfies that get thousands of notes while her pictures usually get no more than a couple of notes, she’s told me about it herself, she wishes she could be one of them. She is gone now, out for the whole day with her dad. It would mean the entire world to me if maybe some of you could reblog this to give her the admiration that she deserves, look at her, she is beautiful, reblogging her picture won’t ruin your blog I promise. But it will mean the whole world to her. I don’t have a certain goal in mind, or a specific number that would mean everything to her, to be honest I really don’t think this will work. But if it does, thank you, please help me do this for her, she deserves it.

her eyes are absolutely perfect

She is gorgeous

Can we at least get this to 250,000?

If only…I don’t think that’s even possible tbh, but if anyone deserves it, it sure is my girl.

wow.

Love dem freckles

thank you guys so much, benji made this post almost one year ago to cheer me up when I was down, my life is so much better now, and the fact that this post is still going around just shows that people really care and have happiness and kindness deep down in their hearts so how could I be sad knowing that? I couldn’t, so thank you guys for that :)

She definitely represents real beauty, she’s not trying to impress, just simply being herself :)
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motivatings:

Try it! People usually gain 30+ followers :)

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stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

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